Everyone Who Believes in Ghosts is a Moron… Coincidence? You Decide!

A study into the dark heart of paranormal activity preformed by the science team here at justiceisserved.tumblr.com, revealed that people that think ghosts are real are morons. In fact, of the 89 people surveyed on the subject, 88 of them were dumb, boring, assholes, that just wanted to sound like their pitiful life had some kind of meaning. The other one is actually mentally retarded, and can’t help it if he believes in dumb stuff.

Also of the 89, 71 of them claim to have seen or even spoken to a magical dead person or persons that can fly and turn invisible. 15 claimed that their grandma, grandpa, uncle, or some other weirdo old person had seen a spook. And the retarded guy claimed that his cat Jib Jib turned into a ghost and went up to heaven to live with his mother and the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers.

So why is it that ghosts only manifest themselves to complete imbeciles?

Could it be because ghost are afraid that intelligent people would figure out all their ultra cool secrets but they still love to party so they just hang out with dumbasses?

Could there be a Government Coverup?

Could it be that Larry the Cable Guy somehow becomes funny when you die?

“Bustin’ makes me feel good!”

On a final note, it seems that people who believe in ghosts are more like to believe in other idiotic things like Witchcraft, Crystals, Space Aliens, The Rapture, Flukeman, 911 Conspiracies, Wrestling, Pyramid Scams, Penis Enlargement Pills, David Blaine and El Chupacabra.