“So I watched Twilight last night…”

I know what you are thinking, oh gentle reader, “But Alex, you hate Twilight! Why did you watch it last night?”

The answer is I didn’t. Notice the ” ” marks on the title of this post? That’s right, someone spoke those words to me. The full sentence was something to the effect of, “So I watched Twilight last night and it actually wasn’t as bad as I thought it was.” He said some other stuff after that but I stopped paying attention to him because of a sudden and complete loss of respect and feeling of disgust, similar to what his father must have felt when he found out his only son was gay.

So who am I talking about?

This douchebag.

Ben used to be my friend, now he is just a member of the abstinance loving, teenage vampire, hot topic, glitter drones.

What’s next Ben?