I hate Twilight…

GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!

No wait… I think gay people would be offended by being assosiated with this peice of shit fan following.

I HATE THE WHOLE FUCKING TWILIGHT FRANCHISE!!! Everything about it pisses me off. Sappy lame teenage romance. The abstinance mormon propaganda. The shitty pathetic fan following. Turning Vampires from cool bloodthirsty creatures of the night, to pathetic, whiny, emo, sack of shit teenage heart-throb cum dumpsters that SPARKLE in the god damned sunlight… Sparkle…

Remember when Vampires were the minions of Satan? Remember when they could turn into bats or wolves and fucking murder people? Remember when you had to drive a stake through their heart to kill them? Or chop off thier head?

Remember in that Dracula movie, when Anthony Hopkins played Van Helsing? Remember when he went to Lucy’s tomb and drove a FUCKING STAKE through her heart and chop off her head and blood was shooting everywhere? You know why Van Helsing had to do that? BECAUSE SHE GOT FREAKY WITH DRACULA WHILE HE WAS IN WOLF FORM AND HE DRANK HER BLOOD AND TURNED INTO A FUCKING CONCUBINE OF SATAN!!!

Sounds like an awesome movie right? That Dracula dude sounds like a pretty sweet Villian doesn’t he? Guess what that movie is about? VAMPIRES!!!