Rachael Ray’s Big O

This is just a random vulgar thought I had at today, so I thought I’d share it here because it was funny and that’s what a blog is for. And I guess it’s better to post something vulgar and funny than boring or lame like who I want to ask me to prom or some other such nonsense.

Anyway, I saw the title of a book today that was Rachael Ray’s Big Orange Book which is not funny on it’s own. It’s actually some sort of giant cookbook with RR’s giant horse mouth plastered across the cover. But I got to thinking… What if the book was called Rachael Ray’s Big Orgasam Book instead.

Yes I know, it’s very lame and childish of me to make funny 6th grader dirty jokes about television personalities. However, I still had the thought, and it still made me chuckle. But that is not the end of my thought train, oh gentle reader. Not by a long shot.

So I get to thinking about Rachael Ray cumming and that makes me think of how completly ridiculous she must look when she does cum. With that stupid giant mouth of hers. It’s probably open so huge that it looks like she is trying to swallow her own head. And her stupid over plucked eyebrows would be up all the way to her hairline, and her eyes would be all squinty. And the corners of her giant mouth would be turned up in a slight grin of satisfaction.

What a bitch…