Oh my god am I ever excited about the release of the movie version of my favorite novel Twilight. I’ve already seen it about a MILLION times and I am going to see it again tonight! If there is one thing I love it’s Vampires being shown as pussy teenage cassanovas, spouting abstinance propaganda for the Mormons! (Stephenie Meyer is a Mormon who has never seen an R rated movie. Seriously click here if you don’t believe me.)
